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• 1 JamesonLewis3rd // Oct 31, 2006 at 9:13 pm

  Excellent, Scott!

  God Bless America!

• 2 onlineanalyst // Oct 31, 2006 at 9:16 pm

  Kerry Smarmy epitomizes the man without character.

• 3 always right // Oct 31, 2006 at 9:36 pm

  If he’s in the WH, we would have had daily nonstop press conferences just for Kerry to “explain” himself.

  Hard to blame Ahmedinerjet for putting words into his mouth, eh? Or, maybe not.

• 4 DocFarmer // Oct 31, 2006 at 9:38 pm

  Wonderful Job, Scott! You hit the nail on the head!

• 5 Ms RightWing, Ink // Oct 31, 2006 at 9:50 pm

  Can I bring out the “Why the long face,” jokes again?

• 6 The Great Santini // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:02 pm

  In the video’s first frame, which finger was Jack the Flipper displaying to his audience?

  Can’t help but wonder, given Lurch’s middle-digit salute to his alleged intellectual inferiors fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan during his Pasadena City College slash-and-run. You know the type—low-IQ losers who couldn’t get a more prestigious government job (like being a Senator), or gigolo work (living parasitically off someone else’s wealth inherited by a rich widder woman).

  Boy, I’d like to return the favor.

• 7 egospeak // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:04 pm

  I love it…. pure genius!

  Regards,
  egospeak

  P.S. I wish I was Kerry smart… uh, not really.

• 8 Beerme // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:12 pm

  That Kerry sure salutes alot! You’d think he was in the armed services, somewhere…like maybe…Vietnam or Cambodia or something in that vicinity

• 9 bRight & Early » ScrappleFace Video: Kerry Smart // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:16 pm

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• 10 Darthmeister // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:19 pm

  It’s a sKerry night!

  Kerry meant what he said and said what he meant. He didn’t misspeak and neither is it President Bush’s fault or Tony Snow’s fault that he did. Twit!

• 11 Mr Sign Up Sheet // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:22 pm

  I was kerry smart before I was smart…

• 12 Darthmeister // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:24 pm

  What’s with the fist salute? I didn’t know sKerry was a Black Panther. I guess it goes along with Bill Clinton being the first black president and all that. Shameless panderers!

• 13 Mr Sign Up Sheet // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:25 pm

  hey.. scott.. fall back-spring forward — its NOT 10:25 but 9:25!

• 14 Stop The ACLU // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:25 pm

  Bush and American Legion Demand Apology From Kerry For Insulting Military…

  Special Thanks to MSUnderestimated who has much more.
  It looks like he has outraged more than just the President. The American Legion is demanding an apology as well.
  The National Commander of The American Legion called on Sen. John Kerry to a…

• 15 Ms RightWing, Ink // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:31 pm

  Kerry said,

  “This is the classic GOP playbook,” Kerry said. “I’m sick and tired of a bunch of despicable Republicans who will not debate real policy, who won’t take responsibility for their own mistakes, standing up and trying to make other people the butt of those mistakes,” he said. “It disgusts me that a bunch of these Republican hacks who’ve never worn the uniform of our country are willing to lie about those who did.”

  The UPI said about Kerry:

  “Kerry, a decorated Vietnam veteran,”

  Now they must mean decorated like a Christmas tree because his medals took flight and unlike a boomerang, never came back.

  I wonder if I could order a Kerry Coloring Book, so I can decorate him. Hmm, sounds like a money maker to me. Anyone want to back me.

• 16 Ms RightWing, Ink // Oct 31, 2006 at 9:33 pm

  If you don’t finish your homework you will go to Iraq and rape, cut off ears, cut off heads, tape wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turn up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of Iraq.”

• 17 Wake up America // Oct 31, 2006 at 9:57 pm

  Kerry’s Cowardly Contempt for our Troops…

  Very much the same nonsense he spouted after returning from Vietnam when he became spokesperson for Vietnam Veterans Against the War. Stabbing his own fellow soldiers in the back. Our military should be used to this from john Kerry by now. He votes a…..

• 18 camojack // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:03 pm

  OOH…that smarts!!!

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• 20 prettyold // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:22 pm

  I would MS RW but I checked the box of Crayolas and there is no ugly in it.So I am afraid no one would buy the book.

• 21 prettyold // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:23 pm

  Of course ,one could just color him yellow.

• 22 “These Despicable Republicans…” « Nuke’s news & views // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:31 pm

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• 23 gafisher // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:36 pm

  Ms. RW #21: It wasn’t actually *Kerry’s* medals that took flight, if we’re to believe his earlier botched (but Kerry Smart) joke. His own medals, the ones he contemptuously pretended to throw, wound up on his office wall.

  As for the coloring book, it might be more fitting to make it a Nuancing book, requiring just a few shades of charcoal instead of a whole box of crayons.

• 24 prettyold // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:36 pm

  My message #15 is supposed to follow Ms RightWing’s very clever message#21. Now how on earth did I do that?

• 25 prettyold // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:38 pm

  Veddy veddy strange things happen on Halloween.wooooOOOOOOoooo

• 26 upnorthlurkin // Oct 31, 2006 at 10:56 pm

  I think he must have gotten a little too close to the grill and seared, seared his thingy. Have you ever witnessed such passion from j effin K or any Frenchman for that matter?! Or maybe he’s been schooled by the infamous Algore on how to appear manly. Ugh!

• 27 Mr Sign Up Sheet // Oct 31, 2006 at 11:04 pm

  he voted for smarter troops before he voted against them…

• 28 Mr Sign Up Sheet // Oct 31, 2006 at 11:07 pm

  i guess this is his ‘yee-haa’ moment (aka dean)

• 29 Ms RightWing, Ink // Oct 31, 2006 at 11:54 pm

  Hmm, I’m confused. I said stuff that moved around and lost others. Boo?

• 30 Ms RightWing, Ink // Oct 31, 2006 at 11:58 pm

  Earlier I said:

  if you don’t do your homework you can rape, cut off ears, cut off heads, tape wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turn up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of Iraq.”

  So let me say it once more with a bit more energy. Maybe. Boo too.

• 31 Ms RightWing, Ink // Nov 1, 2006 at 12:00 am

  er past, present tense

  cut off limbs, blow up bodies, randomly shoot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shoot cattle and dogs for fun, poison food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of Iraq.”

  Shame on me. I will turn in my journalism pajamas

• 32 JamesonLewis3rd // Nov 1, 2006 at 12:19 am

  If you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding!
  How can you have any pudding, if you don’t eat your meat!?!

  Kerry’s stuck in a time warp. Things are way different now from four decades ago. His juvenile, pseudo-sixties swill is not just stale but putrid.

  These effete, intellectually-deprived slime simply cannot prevail. If they get control for even five minutes, they will drive us to our doom.

• 33 JamesonLewis3rd // Nov 1, 2006 at 12:28 am

  All RIGHT!
  I’m not Anonymous anymore!!!!!
  Being as I migrated from Comcast to RoadRunner today, I was able to register a new ScrappleFace account with the new Email!

  Yee-HAW!!!!!

  

• 34 conserve-a-tip // Nov 1, 2006 at 12:47 am

  Wow. Did I miss a big day or what? Made a trip to southern Oklahoma to a friends Victorian home built in the late 1800’s and helped to hand out candy to all of the 500 children who showed up at her “scary house”. It was a blast. Got to dress up and everything and got to scare a boatload of kids. And I come home after not hearing any news all day and find that Kerry was for joking before he was against it. Oh my. Can he be a bigger doofus? The guy is toast…and ketchup.

  Maggie, forget about letting his wife be the babe in the swimsuit on one of those turn around thingys.

• 35 conserve-a-tip // Nov 1, 2006 at 12:48 am

  Sigh…I am still a nobody. Scott, what do I do? That was me above.
  Conserve-a-tip

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• 36 Effeminem // Nov 1, 2006 at 2:40 am

  Honestly, did you all think he was talking about the troops? I thought it was mildly funny when I first heard it. I didn’t realize what the big deal was until I read the quote a few times.

• 37 Effeminem // Nov 1, 2006 at 2:42 am

  Darn, now the MSM has me saying “troops.” I meant to refer to everyone, not just cavalry.

• 38 onlineanalyst // Nov 1, 2006 at 6:40 am

  J. D. Homnick sends a few well-deserved zingers into the malignant fop’s direction.

  Hmmm… not too many trick or treaters last night. They all must have stayed at home to do their homework and get a good education so that they wouldn’t be stuck in sugars and trans-fats. All of those Reese’sâ„¢ will be going to waste…not!

• 39 Ms RightWing, Ink // Nov 1, 2006 at 7:57 am

  Good Morning and I won’t apologize

• 40 IMAO // Nov 1, 2006 at 12:45 pm

  In My World: October 31st Surprise…

  “John Kerry has been criticized from all side for remarks thought to be critical of troops’ intelligence,” the anchorman said…….

• 41 blogitude.com » Blog Archive » Wannabe-King Kerry’s Komments // Nov 1, 2006 at 2:19 pm

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• 42 BLACKFIVE // Nov 1, 2006 at 2:55 pm

  Genius…

  Scott Ott is a freakin’ genius…just sayin’……

• 43 The Discerning Texan // Nov 1, 2006 at 5:00 pm

  The Kerry Fallout Continues……

  … John Kerry looked like a deer in the headlights today as he once again issued a non-apologetic “apology” for his “botched joke”. He has cancelled all his campaign appearances today, and others later this week. ……

• 44 R.A.M. // Nov 1, 2006 at 6:43 pm

  What was that song—-”Man smart, woman smarter!”

  That sure doesn’t describe John OR Teresa (sp).

• 45 Inoperable Terran » Kerry Smart // Nov 2, 2006 at 8:36 am

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• 46 Scared Monkeys // Nov 2, 2006 at 1:09 pm

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• 47 Not So Fast » It’s Kerry Smart // Nov 2, 2006 at 1:49 pm

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• 48 Pros and Cons » More “mean” campaign ads - Alabama edition // Nov 3, 2006 at 12:29 pm

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• 49 Go Pundit Go » Blog Archive » Kerry: Get An Education Or End Up In Iraq // Jan 29, 2007 at 11:17 am

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