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Recent Poll Surge Brings Attacks on Christ Child

by Scott Ott · 22 Comments

(2007-12-10) — Riding a pre-Christmas surge in popularity, the baby Jesus came under attack this week from unnamed sources who leaked documents to reporters indicating that as an adult he had given speeches condemning lust, adultery, fornication and lying as aberrant, “sinful” behaviors punishable by eternity in a place of “weeping and gnashing of teeth.”

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Tags: Politics · Theology