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Jimmy Carter, Hamas Conclude One-Party Peace Talks

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(2008-04-19) — Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter and the terror group Hamas, in a joint news conference today, announced they had successfully completed the third round of one-party talks aimed at bringing peace to the Jewish territories that border on the Palestinian state.

In a moment reminiscent of the famous 1978 handshake at Camp David among Mr. Carter, Egyptian President Anwar Saadat and Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin, Mr. Carter today embraced exiled Hamas leader Khaled Meshal then each man kissed the tomb of former Palestinian Leader Yassir Arafat.

While no one would reveal the details of the intramural peace settlement, Mr. Carter noted that the deal is so comprehensive that it’s “likely to meet the approval of nearly every legitimate nation in the Middle East.”

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69 responses so far ↓

  • 1 gafisher // Apr 19, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    High-Fives all around, no doubt. Maybe they even loaned Sheik Jimah an AK-47 to join in the traditional celebratory firing into the air.

  • 2 gafisher // Apr 19, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    God Bless America!


  • 3 MajorDomo // Apr 19, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Meshaal stated afterward that he was glad Mr. Carter didn’t consider him a U.S. ally and call for his removal due to “human rights violations”. He was looking forward to Mr. Carter giving the whole state of Israel to Palestine when the lease runs out.

  • 4 DrivebyMeteor // Apr 19, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    “They made a desert, and called it peace.” — Tacitus

  • 5 debass // Apr 19, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Where are Hitlery’s snipers when you need them?

  • 6 prettyold // Apr 19, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    I’m just so glad and relieved they finally got two groups to agree about something in the ME. Carter and Hamas reached an agreement ,
    “Carter is a senile idiot.”

    of paring Carter and Hamas also agree to continue of paring Israel ,until nothing is left.

  • 7 JamesonLewis3rd // Apr 19, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    I suggest the strategic placement and subsequent detonation of multiple multi-megaton subterranean explosive devices in order to facilitate the creation of Gaza Island.
    Thank you

  • 8 PanamaRed // Apr 19, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Carter is just trying to beat Reagan as our greatest Altzheimer’s ex-president. He keeps on horning in on Bill’s turf, “Jimmuh” is going down!

  • 9 camojack // Apr 19, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    It must be terrible trying to be relevant again…not Carter was ever very relevant, even as President.

  • 10 camojack // Apr 19, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    “not (that) Carter was ever very relevant”, that is…

    wv: cautioning of…myself, to actually read the preview before clicking “Submit”. ;-)

  • 11 Fred Sinclair // Apr 19, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    Aside from treason; Jimmy didn’t have a chance, because he doesn’t speak their language. Hamas leader Khaled Meshal doesn’t speak Iranian, nor any of the other Mid Eastern languages. He speaks and understands Ghengus Kahn’s language but not as well as Ghengus did.

    From the internet:

    In the 13th century, Temujin — better known by his title, Genghis Khan (”world leader”) — headed a tribal nation smaller than the workforce of Wal-Mart, his grandson, Hulegu, further expanded the empire, easily conquering most of the Middle East. The legal justification for the Mongol invasion of Iraq derived from the reluctance of the caliph of Baghdad to control the Shiite Cult of the Assassins, whom the Mongols accused of attempting to kill their khan.

    The assassins operated from a series of fortified mountain camps spread from contemporary Afghanistan to Iraq, and the Baghdad invasion did not begin until the Mongols had eradicated the threat from the assassins and destroyed their fortresses.

    So his language was taking the Muslim’s Rape, Pillage and murder credo and doing more of it and nastier than them. They got the message in 1248 and crept back into their caves and about 800 years passed in relative silence.

    Probably a nuclear device delivered on Terhan by a B-2 would give us another 800 years or so???

    Heirborn Ranger

  • 12 onlineanalyst // Apr 19, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Mr. Carter today embraced exiled Hamas leader Khaled Meshal then each man kissed the tomb of former Palestinian Leader Yassir Arafat.

    It seems that Jimmuh Catarrh (*spit*) isn’t very selective about where he plants those liver lips of his. They have been placed on the behinds of just about every despot that rattles a saber against our nation.

    Did Jimmuh take his kissing cue from Madame Hillary!-the woman who found Arafat’s wife simply irresistible?

    WV: ravioli muriate — Muri particularly loved the sauce.

  • 13 Shelly // Apr 19, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    I’m curious - of Carter and Meshal which one do you think hates Israel more?

    wv: but passes - tempting…

  • 14 JamesonLewis3rd // Apr 19, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    No offense, but I consider Tomb-Kissing an odd pastime.
    Less odd, however, than Tomb-of-One-of-the-Most-Despicable-Humans-of-All-Time-Kissing.
    In the summertime, I imagine there are many worshipful pairs of smiling lips left seared and sizzling on the sarcophagus in the desert sun.
    The lips and liver of the Guitarfish are skillfully grafted to the grinning, lip-less mouths of dozens of snarling sycophants per day at any of the many conveniently-located Low-Cost Lip Reconstruction, Inc. kiosks.

  • 15 Fred Sinclair // Apr 19, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    A day or so ago a troll came trolling by and sometimes things are so funny that they get you to laughing until your sides hurt. Actually I laughed so hard tears ran down my cheeks and dripped onto my shirt. Now you’ve got to admit, that’s pretty funny!

    Picture a yard filled with big dogs; St. Bernards, Great Danes, Rotwillers, Doberman pinschers, German Shepherds (Alsatians), Attack trained all. Into the yard trots this Toy Chihuahua, a hairless little thing who is delusional and thinks he’s King Kong. He barking at the top of his lungs with his pathetic little yip, yap. Angrily telling (in dog language) how bad he is, going to kick some dog butt. He’s so bad that he once fought a full grown Black Lion and mangled it so bad that the humane society had to come and put it down.

    So as to let everyone know just how bad he was, he took for himself his victims name. Now all of the big dogs knew that to run with the big dogs you can’t pee like a puppy. This little hairless pipsqueak was so insignificant, they just ignored him, because in the midst or real big dogs, hairless Chihuahuas are beneath contempt with their little whiny tin sounding soprano yip-yaps. Lost in their own impotent self they can only pretend to greatness. Generally they are 100% cowards and try to mask their own cowardice by calling others cowards.

    Heirborn Ranger

  • 16 mindknumbed kid // Apr 19, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    With success like this maybe Jimmy can work on a peace deal between the leader of Hell and Heaven. Attempting to have peace in the ME region is just as unlikely and almost for the same reason. We need a plan that will keel him over there until his expiration date arrives.

  • 17 meesterbig // Apr 19, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    It’s an early Christmas gift that Carter is endorsing Obama for President…. (Rush’s ‘Operation Chaos’ ad nauseum)

  • 18 da Bunny // Apr 19, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    Hamas and the democrats…”One Party,” indeed. Good one, Scott!! :-)

    Hey, everyone…I just saw the Ben Stein film “Expelled,” and it’s darn good. It exposes the leftist “Darwinists” for what and who they are. I recommend seeing it if you get a chance.

  • 19 MajorDomo // Apr 19, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    The three L’s, Lie Long and Loud, work every time among an ignorant populace.

    wv fresh Mayor’s: What we need more of.

  • 20 Hawkeye // Apr 20, 2008 at 7:00 am

    Funny stuff Scott!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ms RightWing!

    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday Ms RightWing,
    Happy Birthday to you.


  • 21 mindknumbed kid // Apr 20, 2008 at 7:24 am

    Woo-Hoo! It’s Ms Right Wing’s birthday! Let’s all go to her house for WFCCC’s and cake and Ice Cream. With a little Dr. Pepper it is the complete birthday celebration, except for the drivin’ around the city firing our guns into the air….everybody get a couple of guns and head to Ohio!
    Oh, in case I don’t make it, Happy Birthday to ya, Ms. Right Wing.

  • 22 mindknumbed kid // Apr 20, 2008 at 7:27 am

    Pushin’ ought to be illegal on this fine SF holiday….
    I think Scott should declare Ms. Right Wing’s day an official SF holiday……anyone here want to second the motion?

  • 23 RedPepper // Apr 20, 2008 at 7:28 am

    Ms RW: Happy birthday !

    How many habeneros should I put in your Pastel de queso ?

  • 24 mindknumbed kid // Apr 20, 2008 at 7:29 am

    I’m going to go find some coffee…..

  • 25 JamesonLewis3rd // Apr 20, 2008 at 8:20 am

    Happy Birthday, Ms RightWing, Ink!

  • 26 Ms RightWing, Ink // Apr 20, 2008 at 8:34 am

    Aw gee, I thought I would sneak past without anyone knowing. Well, since you all busted me, let the truth be known-I am the big 60 today (though, other than my body, I don’t feel a day over 45).

    I will never figure out how I got here, (spot on life’s map just to the right, a little below Lake Erie) from my meager beginnings in Iowa all those many years past

    Remember how when you were a kid anyone my age was an old goat? So my question-am I an old goat to all these little crumb crunchers?

    Ha! Likely so.

  • 27 RedPepper // Apr 20, 2008 at 8:39 am

    Now, this is must-see TV on a Spring Sunday morning! Sen. John McCain is on This Week, being harassed interviewed by Boy George Step-all-over-us! Starting with reports about the Senator’s questionable fitness to be POTUS, such as the article in today’s Washington PoS: here is a brief sample -

    Some depict McCain, now the presumptive Republican nominee for president, as an erratic hothead incapable of staying cool in the face of what he views as either disloyalty to him or irrational opposition to his ideas. Others praise a firebrand who is resolute against the forces of greed and gutlessness.

    Steffie, meanwhile, seems to be attempting to regain his street cred with fellow Dems after sand-bagging (in their estimation) Obama at the last debate. McCain is responding with his low continuous chuckle bit, which is analogous to, and every bit as phony as, sHillary’s demented cackle.

    Every minute, I’m expecting John’s face to begin twitching, followed by him completely losing it - jumping across the table, tearing George’s leg off, and clubbing the snarky little [bleep!] to death with it.

    And to think … it’s only April !

    Who says there’s no fun in American politics !

  • 28 MargeinMI // Apr 20, 2008 at 8:52 am

    Happy Birthday Ms. RW!!!!!!

  • 29 Fred Sinclair // Apr 20, 2008 at 8:59 am

    mkk #22 - Seconded!

    Red Pepper #27 - Right on! The “…. irrational opposition to his ideas” is classical. Irrational being the key word, for goodness sake, you’re a nin-com-poop if you don’t become upset at the irrational. Irrationality is supposed to be met with hot opposition, not remaining cool. You can deal with rational opposition, in a rational manner.

    But then that’s what liberals are all about - irrationality; I’ve yet to see them operate any other way.

    Heirborn Ranger

  • 30 JamesonLewis3rd // Apr 20, 2008 at 9:10 am

    Here’s an article at NewsBusters on the topic of John Sydney McCain III’s “volcanic temper” (code for guts) and the chaos and mayhem which envelope him as everyone in the general vicinity quakes with fear of a knuckle sandwich if his psychopathic gaze wanders in their direction.
    Okay, I made the last part up…..

    Who wants a president that indiscriminately leaves Lip Prints everywhere, anyway.

  • 31 da Bunny // Apr 20, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    Happy Birthday, Ms. RightWing! I hope you have a wonderful day! :-) What flavor of cake are you having?

  • 32 Fred Sinclair // Apr 20, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    I found this on BLINGO - Nothing on or Snopes on it - Waxless Fred

    Obama’s Kenyan Family

    Filed under: Dems/Neo-Socs/Lefties, Religion, Islam, 2008 Election — Toni @ 5:47 pm
    Debbie at Right Truth has an interesting email from some missionaries in Kenya regarding Obama’s family and their involvement in the recent violence in Kenya. Oh and they also inform us that Barack Hussein Obama has a third name - Barack Hussein Mohammed Obama.

    a part of the letter bwo Letty : Sent: Friday, April 18, 2008 7:34 AM Is This better. Celeste and Loren Davis are Missionaries in Africa and can shed some light on one of our Presidential candidates.

    “Thanks for sending out an alert about Obama. We are living and working in Kenya for almost twelve years now and know his family (tribe) well. They are the ones who were behind the recent Presidential election chaos here. Thousands of people have been displaced by election violence(over 350,000) and I don’t know the last count of the dead.Obama under “friends of Obama” gave almost a million dollars to the opposition campaign who just happened to be his cousin, Raila Odinga, who is a socialist trained in east germany. He has been trying to bring Kenya down for years and the last president threw him in prison for trying to subvert this country! December 27th elections brought cries from ODM (Odinga Camp) of rigged election. Obama and Raila speak daily.As we watch Obama rise in the US we are sure that whatever happens, he will use the same tactic,cyring rigged election if he doesn’t win and possibly cause a race war in America…..”

    Heirborn Ranger

  • 33 camojack // Apr 20, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    Ms RightWing, Ink // Apr 20, 2008 at 8:34 am
    Aw gee, I thought I would sneak past without anyone knowing. Well, since you all busted me, let the truth be known–I am the big 60 today (though, other than my body, I don’t feel a day over 45).
    I will never figure out how I got here, (spot on life’s map just to the right, a little below Lake Erie) from my meager beginnings in Iowa all those many years past
    Remember how when you were a kid anyone my age was an old goat? So my question–am I an old goat to all these little crumb crunchers?
    Ha! Likely so.

    Yes, likely so. But what do they know, anyway? ;-)

    Anyway, congrats on making another “milestone”… :-)

    wv: Pasadena warm…really? And do ursines defecate in arboreal areas?

  • 34 Ms RightWing, Ink // Apr 20, 2008 at 1:39 pm


    Barbecue rib! Goood -)

  • 35 Ms RightWing, Ink // Apr 20, 2008 at 1:40 pm


  • 36 mindknumbed kid // Apr 20, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    Might be mmmmmgood, but I prefer chocolate.

  • 37 Hawkeye // Apr 20, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    And do ursines defecate in arboreal areas?

    Funny! :smile:

  • 38 Libby Gone // Apr 20, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    Happy Birthday Ms.RW!!!

  • 39 Libby Gone // Apr 20, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    What’s ursine?
    deet de deee dee deet dee
    deet de deee dee deet dee!
    to you!

  • 40 JamesonLewis3rd // Apr 20, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    BO has Flip-Flopped.
    He’ll be a toxic pariah long before November.

    Clinton versus McCain


  • 41 upnorthlurkin // Apr 20, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    Happy Birthday, Ms RightWing!!! An “e-card” will follow!! :lol:

  • 42 Fred Sinclair // Apr 20, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    The History Channel is right now running an Algore “Climate Change” piece - “Last Days on Earth” ‘proving’ by scientific consensus that man’s Carbon Dioxide is responsible for the soon coming of the destruction of the planet - Except for a “Half dozen renegade scientists who have been bought by “Big Business” to say what they’re told just like Big Tobacco bought expert scientists to testify that “cigarettes are not addictive.”

    He who identifies himself as “once the next president of the United States” provides clips of “Anti science, Anti reality rabble rousers like Hannity who are trying to claim there is no climate change and even if there was man has no responsibility for it.

    No wonder he’s so wealthy, makes one wonder just how much the Oil and Coal industries are paying him to lie?

    I became nauseated enough to switch channels but this filth is being put out by the History Channel as factual.

    They are convincing enough that President Bush has swallowed the lie and laws involving Trillions of dollars in tax increases are looming in Congress, as I write.

    “The sky is falling, The sky is falling, The sky is falling.” - signed ‘Chicken little’ aka Algore!!!

    “Renegades and rabble rousers” my foot!

    Heirborn Ranger

  • 43 JamesonLewis3rd // Apr 20, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    Yes. Alagore has perpetrated an intergalactic scam of epic proportions.
    Even his grandkids, along with all of the grandkids on the planet, will reap what Alagore is sowing.
    It won’t be long until even someone with 50 billion USD in the bank will need to plow a field with their own hands—or starve.
    It won’t be anything like “camping out” when Earth’s infrastructure collapses; it’ll be more like Mad Max (1979) and Mad Max 2 (1981), only more intense.

  • 44 Ms RightWing, Ink // Apr 20, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    Thanks each and all for your best wishes. Had a nice quiet birthday. You know ya got to take it easy when your a geriatric basket case

    Not bad though, went out to the golf course yesterday and hit a few buckets. Oww, I am sore today-but will soon be back for more.

    WV Thanksgiving chest: won’t go there

  • 45 camojack // Apr 21, 2008 at 12:36 am

    Hawkeye // Apr 20, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    And do ursines defecate in arboreal areas?
    Funny! :smile:

    Heh. At first I was going to make a remark about the sky being blue, but then, sometimes it’s overcast:cool:

  • 46 Fred Sinclair // Apr 21, 2008 at 1:25 am

    I’m sure everyone has seen the Time Cover with the bastardized photo of the Marines raising the flag on Iwo Jima. “How to win the war on Global warming” is printed next to the photo - doctored with a tree replacing the flag in the photo. Since I already knew the answer, I did not have to read their rant about Carbon Dioxide.

    To win the war on Global Warming, Manmade (male and female) all that is necessary is to utilize the weapons already at hand.

    Congregating all of the Planet Green aficionados (so called) into a football stadium and a Dillion 134D in an overflying C130 Hercules, will not only eliminate the problem, but as a side effect there’s all that Carbon Dioxide no longer being breathed into the atmosphere. Eureka!! The problem is solved.

    Heirborn Ranger

  • 47 boberinyetagain // Apr 21, 2008 at 7:34 am

    A day late/dollar short as always but…

    Happy Birthday Ms. RW!!!!!! …just the same

    freehold texas…a nice place to live and work

  • 48 boberinyetagain // Apr 21, 2008 at 8:44 am

    Fred, you seem particularly heck bent on killing (liberals?) these days. You may want to have your meds adjusted, just a tad

    fact patch, there are some here who might benefit from such a thing, ask your doctor, your results may vary

  • 49 gafisher // Apr 21, 2008 at 10:01 am

    Speaking of wanton (won-ton?) killing:

    Taking a day out of his busy Middle Eastern schedule, Jimmy of Arabia will be in Beijing giving tanks for the peaceful resolution of the Tiananmen Square uprising, which began in earnest nineteen years ago today when 100,000 pro-democracy students occupied the Square.

    Oh, did I say “tanks?” Oops …

  • 50 da Bunny // Apr 21, 2008 at 10:35 am

    Why doesn’t Carter just publicly convert to islam, now? He’s anti-Jew, anti-Israel, anti-American, cowardly…I’d say he’s a shoe-in to be a part of the ME islamofascist crowd. “Jimmy of Arabia,” indeed. [good one, gafisher]

  • 51 Just Ranting // Apr 21, 2008 at 11:07 am

    Ms RW: Happy Birthday a day late. BBQ Rib birthday cake? You are the adventurous one!

    As for those who those crumb crunchers…well…never trust anyone under 50.

    wv: giving Trojan…y’all can fill in your own punchline. I’m not going there.

  • 52 boberinyetagain // Apr 21, 2008 at 11:18 am

    Netherlands, Amsterdam $6.48
    Norway Oslo, $6.27
    Italy, Milan $5.96
    Denmark, Copenhagen $5.93
    Belgium, Brussels $5.91
    Sweden, Stockholm $5.80
    United Kingdom, London $5.79

    Feel better now? Maybe not…

    Puerto Rico, San Juan $1.74
    Saudi Arabia, Riyadh $0.91
    Kuwait, Kuwait City $0.78
    Egypt, Cairo $0.65
    Nigeria, Lagos $0.38
    Venezuela, Caracas $0.12

    troops tributed, that sounds nice, the least we could do

  • 53 gafisher // Apr 21, 2008 at 11:39 am

    If those are gas prices, Bober, they mean nothing unless you factor in the *huge* differences in tax policy between each of those places.

    If those are “escort” rates, well, maybe …

  • 54 gafisher // Apr 21, 2008 at 11:49 am

    da Bunny Re#50: If Carter declares, he loses his amateur standing.

    Looks like he’s about to apply the Magic Goober of Peace to another conflict, hinting support for B. Hussein Obama:

    ‘ “As a superdelegate, I think I ought to stay as flexible as I can, but I obviously observe what goes on around me,” Carter told reporters in Jerusalem as he wrapped up a Middle East tour in which he drew fire from Washington and Israel for meeting with leaders of the Islamist Hamas movement.’

  • 55 boberinyetagain // Apr 21, 2008 at 11:53 am

    “Magic Goober of Peace” you say?
    Now that’s funny!

    I want to know why Kuwait can be that low but our army is spending over $3/gallon just like us. Something fishy about that.

    west gregory…doesn’t get along with east gregory I’m betting. Don’t like those folks a bit

  • 56 woodnwheel // Apr 21, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Ms. RightWing: Happy (belated) birthday! Sorry I wasn’t on yesterday to send birthday wishes on the day itself!

    If anyone’s interested, Congressman Knollenberg of Michigan is the sponsor of the CARTER (Coordinated American Response to Extreme Radicals) Act, which would defund the Carter Center of federal tax dollars. It currently receives something like $4-5 million every year. Under the act, the funds that would have gone toward the Carter Center “shall be made available for programs to provide assistance to United States victims of terrorism.” It’s getting bipartisan support, but it wouldn’t hurt for you to call your member of Congress and let them know what you think of the act.

  • 57 gafisher // Apr 21, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    (Verse 1)
    Sitting by the roadside on a sunny day
    Me and my Hamas-mates, passing time away
    Lying in the shadows ‘neath the date-palm trees
    Goodness, how delicious, making goober peace.

    Chorus (2x) after each verse

    Peace, peace, peace, peace
    Making goober peace
    Goodness, how delicious,
    Making goober peace.

    (Verse 2)
    When a news-man passes, Jihadis have a rule
    To cry out their loudest, “Blame it on the Jews!”
    But another custom, enchanting-er than these
    Is wearing out your grinders, making goober peaace.

    (Verse 3)
    I think my song has lasted almost long enough,
    Pretending I’m still President, but rhymes are mighty rough.
    I wish the war was over, so free from rags and fleas
    With seventy-two virgins, we’d finally have peace.

  • 58 upnorthlurkin // Apr 21, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Brava, Gafisher! (But I thought it had been discovered it’s 72 Virginians, and they’re not happy!) ;-)

  • 59 gafisher // Apr 21, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    They’re welcome to leave the fray in whatever way they please, as long as it’s alone or with their friends. But those Virginians could really ensure a quick and lasting peace … :lol:

  • 60 da Bunny // Apr 21, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    gafisher… :lol:

    The “Magic Goober of Peace” and “Making Goober Peace.” Well done!

  • 61 da Bunny // Apr 21, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    woodnwheel, that “CARTER Act” sounds like a good idea to me. And, while they’re at it, why not pull Carter’s Secret Service protection? Let him pay for his own protection, instead of wasting our tax dollars on such.

  • 62 JamesonLewis3rd // Apr 21, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    His Dis-Honor, the Ambassador of Obsequiousness, “Liver Lips” Carter’s century-long regimen of twice-daily Little Liver Pills (accompanied by 14 soggy bags of heavily-salted, boiled-to-mush, green goobers) seems to have had an adverse (rather than beneficial) affect upon his patina.
    I’m sure “LL” will disagree, of course, and will insist that “all guitarfish have pretty, puffy, livery lips like mine. Mwah, mwah, mwah…..”

  • 63 JamesonLewis3rd // Apr 21, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Here’s an editorial (IBD) for the Bush-haters to get apoplectic about.

  • 64 Ms RightWing, Ink // Apr 21, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    Still accepting birthday wishes. Though some of you folks are a day behind, not to worry-I may drag this out for the rest of the month.

    Why not.

    I have my cooler sitting beside my couch with plenty of snacks so I can watch the Stupid Bowl tomorrow night. Who will win? Eh, who knows, Obama may score a last minute touchdown if Hillary doesn’t cause interference.

  • 65 Ms RightWing, Ink // Apr 21, 2008 at 8:21 pm

    who tooka my post?

  • 66 Ms RightWing, Ink // Apr 21, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    Hmm, looks bleak. I’m going to shut off the computer because Aliens stole my post(s)

  • 67 Fred Sinclair // Apr 22, 2008 at 4:47 am

    According to DRUDGE today, Uncle Al (aka - Algore is seeking the 1.2 Trillion Dollar “Carbon Tax”.

    I checked to find out just how much money that is, staggering to say the least. One Attache Case can hold one million dollars (in $100.00 bills), one full sized Semi-Truck can hold 1,000 such attache cases (= one Billion Dollars) The Mega - HHH #26, Iowa 80 Truck Stop (Des Moines,Iowa) can hold 1,000 such trucks. One Thousand, Million (= Billion Dollars), One Thousand Billion (= One Trillion Dollars) Or 1,200 of those Billion Dollar Semi’s

    Unless his hoax is stopped; and he is tried, convicted and imprisoned for the fraudulent sale of his phony Carbon Footprint credits, he’s poised to become the worlds first Trillionaire.

    Worldwide, with other scam artists in other countries a quadrillion could be involved - something has to give.

    Heirborn Ranger

    WV - regarded Tigers - In Detroit, I hope

  • 68 prettyold // Apr 22, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    Excellent Gafisher,everytime I hear Carter’s name ,that song will start playing in my head.

    ME Peace: Carter Speechifys
    Israel gives more land.
    Pali’s and Hamas attack Israel.
    Carter gets another Nobel.

    BASKETBALL is nearly over.

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