ScrappleFace: 2nd Saddam Half-Brother Caught, Total Now One

2nd Saddam Half-Brother Caught, Total Now One

(2003-04-18)-- U.S. Special Operations forces arrested a second half-brother of Saddam Hussein yesterday. The U.S. plans to combine him with another half-brother caught recently and put them on trial as one entire brother.

"It all adds up," said U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. "A half-brother here, a half-brother there, and soon you've got the pieces of an entire crime family. By the way, we hope to find half of Saddam Hussein as well."

Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti, arrested yesterday in Baghdad was Iraq's chief of intelligence.

"It might be hard to develop a case against him," said Mr. Rumsfeld, "since we have little evidence that the Iraqi regime was acting with any kind of intelligence.

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can you CONSPIRACY?
I figured it out. We cut a deal with Saddam. Get out of the country without a fight, and we will fake your death with 4 huge bunkerbusters that basically would vaporise anybody actually in the building. that is why this thing fell apart soo quickly, it was a way for saddam to get out of dodge. NOT THAT I ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS CRAP, but I thought it might make a good CONSPIRACY. I actually think GWB hates saddam so much that he would not even think about cutting deal with him, he wants him dead

Posted by: Zeltplatz at April 18, 2003 09:38 AM

Zeltplatz, Conspiracy therories are easy. How about, "The whole war was about, GWB looting the museum for his personnal collection!"

Posted by: Secret Sam at April 18, 2003 09:45 AM

I like that idea. "Mr. Kim Jong Il, shall we conduct our talks in the Lamassu Room"?

(Now go look up what a Lamassu is...)

Posted by: Joe Marier at April 19, 2003 02:02 AM

They're massive human-headed winged lions. Click the URL, and imagine one "just happening" to show up in the White House dining room.

Posted by: Joe Marier at April 19, 2003 02:07 AM

I guess it's true two halfs still make a hole...

Posted by: Harden Stuhl at April 19, 2003 02:50 AM

Harden Stuhl

haa you left out the " A " ;-D ..

Posted by: JP at April 19, 2003 07:14 PM

My God,
If were not carefull we might assemble a complete idiot.

Posted by: Mike S at April 19, 2003 11:50 PM

How much are the 3 Baldwin idiots worth? 1/3 a human? Just wondering?

Danjo
Hate this relative-ity math
Where's Einstein?

Posted by: Danjo at April 20, 2003 11:56 AM

"Assemble a complete idiot..."
Where do you think the Dems got Al Gore?

Posted by: some random guy at April 21, 2003 01:26 PM

I dunno, but he looks like he got patched together. I think he's due in the laboratory to get his dolts {ahem} -I mean bolts- tightened.

Posted by: Ken Stein at April 21, 2003 09:52 PM

* ...meaning 2 half arses make a complete a**hole

Posted by: Merrian Webster at April 27, 2003 02:09 AM