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March 27, 2003
Sarandon to Star in 'Iraqi Horror Picture Show'

(2003-03-27) -- In a reprise of the role that made her a cult-film icon, Susan Sarandon will star in the upcoming production of "The Iraqi Horror Picture Show".

Mrs. Sarandon, will play the part of Janet (a heroine), whose career gets sidetracked by her bizarre attraction to a blood-thirsty egomaniac.

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If Sarandon is in it, it SHOULD be called, "Iraqi W**re Picture Show!"

Posted by: Susan Serin-Done at March 27, 2003 10:35 PM

Iraqi Horror Picture Show---BRILLIANT!!! Why didn't I think of it?!!! Darn I hate you Scott!

Saddam N'Furter organizes a band of loyal followers who will follow him or end up like that free spirited Eddie the Shi'ite. His trusty side-kick Qusay-Raff will question his newly tragic jihad...and even his monster, Aziz, will suffer his wrath at a mere hint of disobedience. Janet (played by Susan Saranwrap) will, of course (with her boyfriend Michael Moore) defend him in the end. All will be lost.

"And crawling across the planet's plain--some insect called Saddam Hussein. Lost in time and found insane--screaming. scree-ee-ming"

Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 27, 2003 10:56 PM

Beep-beep, Scott gets off a GOOD ONE!

Posted by: Rip Rowan at March 27, 2003 11:35 PM

Just Imagine the duet between Sarandon and Hussein in "Dammit Janet". Can Saddam sing because she sure as h**l can't!

Posted by: Paul Drabek at March 27, 2003 11:49 PM

In case you missed it, this just showed up on the local news(Loas Angeles). Susan Sarandon and hubby Tim Robbins-Sarandon have invited everyone over to their house Saturday March 29. They will be showing satellite imagery, intercepted radio trnsmissions, secret high level communiques and various forms of intelligence gathered on the ground in Iraq, showing conclusively that Saddam does not have any WMDs and that he definitely is not a threat to anyone, least of all his own people. As an added bonus the Dixie Chicks will perform later in the evening at the Sarandon home and you're all welcome to stay for that. Ms Sarandon added no need to RSVP just BYOB

Posted by: Tex at March 28, 2003 12:32 AM


Posted by: JP at March 28, 2003 01:22 AM

I remember seeing her in, "Atlantic City", with Burt Lancaster. She slept with Burt in the movie, he was twice her age. Then she slept with Little Timmy Robbins, who is much her junior, she certainly likes sex, maybe as much as Cher, who BTW, got her name, by ALL the guys who would 'Share' her!

Posted by: Osama bin Anjeri at March 28, 2003 02:53 AM

Frenchman, where you hidin' boy, Drill SGT Boot-in-your-a$$ here. Got your enlistment papers right here, don't worry, I won't ask, and I won't tell, just sign on the dotted line! When I get you in BCT, I WILL make you a Man! I know, your boyfriend said it couldn't be done, but you wormy little maggot, by GOD, and all that is Holy, when I'm done with you boy, you will be proud to be an AMERICAN, son! Now dry those crocadile tears boy, and I promise you , after BCT, I will MAKE SURE you get some AIT that will make sure you don't end up a PLO, (Permanant Latrine Orderly), or DRO, on KP! You do know what the initials stand for, don't ya boy? Just remember, in this man's Army, you will always be an 11Bravo, that's your Primary MOS, you little puke!

Posted by: SGT ElevenBravo at March 28, 2003 03:34 AM

I just hate it when someone beats me to good satire...Are the Dixie Chits replacing Devo?

BCT for a frenchman would be too rough. Wine would be contraband...he would have to stay sober. He/she might have to go to Betty Ford to dry out and participate in primal scream therapy...Oh, not that a former DI couldn't train that perp, but do we want something that bizarre in OUR infantry?

Posted by: cricket at March 28, 2003 09:39 AM

Image a filthy rich movie star, with no greater care in the world than when her pedicure is befor the acadamy awards show. Her heartfelt "peace sign" made SUCH a difference in the reality of this war. After all, SHE knows every detail in Sadaam's abuse of power, including rape, murder, torture.... I'm sure she knows the details learned at Bush's intelligence briefings, including knowledge of biological weapons in Iraq. I'm sure that SHE had a mother or son lost in 9-11. You would think she had sympathy or support for THIS country that she thrives millions off of while our soldiers are over there risking their lives to make sure HER son isn't the next 9-11 type victim. You WOULD think she knew what she was supporting right? Did you see how she strutted across the stage with her peace sign and was applauded as if she were fighting a war for freedom? God these liberalists must have smoked too much MaryJane in their day. The stupidity is overwhelming. I will never see a movie of hers again. comments?

Posted by: Kae at March 28, 2003 10:40 AM

Let's do the Gulf War agaaaain!

Drive a tank to the North
And then a BUFF from the west
We'll take Baghdad
The Brits'll get the rest!

But it's the big JDAM
That really gets ol' Hussein!

Let's do the Gulf War agaaaain!

Posted by: daveman at March 28, 2003 10:46 AM

I must say that you beat all of us to the punch by saying the Iragi WH**E picture show. They could even put her hubbie in as her pimp.

Posted by: Justin at March 28, 2003 12:54 PM

daveman believe it or not I just sang your lyrics. It was soooo fitting.

Susan Surandon was also in bull Durham where whe taught a younger girl (can't remeber who) how to lure a baseball player. She basically played herself as a groupy [french woman.]

And does anyone really care about tim robbins. Ihe was in bull durham and everything since has sucked.

Posted by: Darth Chef at March 28, 2003 01:12 PM

I liked him in The Shawshank Redemption. But the ending stank because he actually escaped from the prison. Sometimes, I run it backwards so it has a happy ending.

Posted by: Harden Stuhl at March 28, 2003 02:21 PM

If Tim robbins ever actually went to prison he would be some big inmates biatch.

Posted by: Darth Chef at March 28, 2003 02:52 PM

He wouldn't stand a chance against the "sisters". Just call him Mrs Billy Bob!

Posted by: Justin at March 28, 2003 03:20 PM

With this movie, won't this mean that now sarandon will be in bed with saddam literally AND figuratively?

Tim's going to play Bostwick's part isn't he?

He did seem to "give in" just a little too easily in Shawshank...

Maybe now we can see him do some "real acting".

Don't Forget to Boycott France and Germany!

Posted by: Okie Dokie at March 28, 2003 05:24 PM

Hey Darth, How come you said w**re, and it stayed? Maybe I should have said w**re sl*t, instead of simply W**re? I guess, common, gutter sl*t would be alright. No, it just doesn't seem bad enough!

Posted by: Susan Serin-Done at March 28, 2003 05:27 PM

I can just see it now Sad(Saddam) and Janet. "Dammit Janet" "Oh, Sad I'm mad"

Posted by: twalsh at March 28, 2003 05:49 PM

I agree with you wholeheartedly and you said it better than I could have. I didn't waste the wattage to watch the Academy Awards. I don't see movies that often, and when I do, I want to feel good, not feel like I need to take a bath. I will never go see any of Sarandon's movies, or Tim Robbins' either, for that matter.

Posted by: cricket at March 28, 2003 08:20 PM

What about a leather-clad domininique de villepin in the lead role? (Sorry for the visual...) of course it would further confuse the gender thing that Scott has worked so hard to clear up...

Posted by: greyhawk at March 29, 2003 04:24 AM


Posted by: JUST HATE HER at March 29, 2003 11:58 PM

grayhawk ,,,
man the visual gross,,,,,

Posted by: nononono at March 30, 2003 12:00 AM

That's cool, I miss going to Rocky Horror at midnight. I can't wait to yell, "Where's your head" at the bin Laden character. I also want to throw toast when Saddam comes onscreen.

Posted by: Veeshir at March 31, 2003 11:28 AM

yepper! No more $$ from this Quasi-Redneck.. it's over for Hollywood. They won't miss me that much, but now.. I'm not going to miss them. I would love to watch them try to mulitply the zeros they've turned out to be.

Let them do their rowdy "sit ins" ... I propose a quiet "sit out" !

Let's all the conservative Bush supporters NOT GO to the movies; any of them. Let's just see what peer pressure is really worth. We'll just "stay away in droves" until the Comander In Chief declares an official victory cease fire in Iraq. "Let them eat coke...ummm cake"

I like being entertained.. but not nauseated.

Posted by: Phrog Poet at March 31, 2003 03:39 PM

Yer not all talk and no in-action are ya?? (I'm just askin'...)

I went to the theater in 199....8?? to see Oliver Stone's "Nixon". It was critiqued to be "surprisingly even-handed". That was the last time I set foot in a movie theater.

If Hollywood wants my business they ought to get real first. (when dealing with history, anyways)

Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 31, 2003 11:45 PM

From Spain with sadness. You seem to be very proud of your democatical system. Ive always thought that living in a democracy means to have the right to express what you think freely, to be against the decisions of your government, to have your own point of view. Sometimes the most antipatriotic decisions are made by politicians that pretend to act for the sake of citezens when the truth is that they just act for the sake of themselves and their friends. The government from USA , including Rumsfeld and others, supported Sadam Hussein in the 80s when their enemy was Iran, USA helped him and supported him, contributed to the creation of sadam, sold weapons to Irak that were used against Iran and later against the kurds. How hypocrital you are. You contribute to destroy governmentes chosen by citizens like en Chile or Nigaragua, you have supported so many dictatorships... What a shame.

Posted by: nieves at April 10, 2003 05:03 AM


Quote:How hypocrital you are.

I am sorry you feel that way but I would suggest you would take the time to stop speaking from the socialist manifesto and give us some facts. Stop believing everything your press tells you. Learn to think for your self. I only have to remind you of things like the "Spanish Inquistion". Does Franco and Rivera ring a bell? How many Aztecs died while you guys attempted to conquer unknown lands? Still mad about Mexico? You have to learn to get over the Spanish Armada.You and I both know about attempts throughout history where Spain tried to colonize the world.

How many South American countries still carry the footprint of the Spanish tennis shoe? Funny how the neighbors of America want to live here. I don't see many of them running off to Barcelona.Even when you discovered America you came here out of greed and not to help the indigienous population. I guess we could ask them but quite a few of them died from the diseases you brought over.

How about this little jewel? July wasn't that long ago was it?

Spain offers to end occupation of disputed rock
By Stephen Castle in Brussels
The Independent, 19 July 2002

Spain promised yesterday to end its military occupation of the tiny,
barren island of Perejil but demanded that Morocco guarantee the
disputed rock's neutrality first.

It sounds to me like you should become a little more educated and not so self righteous before you sling accusations around.Start studying your own history. All the American satellites wanted to attach them self to America. They wern't conquered like most of Espana's. They don't want to leave Americas juristiction. You can't say that in Spain.

I will give you the benefit of doubht though - because I think you probably represent the Muslim population living in Spain and you have been given the wrong impressions about American's for years. I can say that because I wasn't always an American.

Posted by: Harden Stuhl at April 11, 2003 11:21 PM
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