(2007-02-20) — Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, whose presidential campaign has been overshadowed in recent weeks by charismatic rival Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, today walked into a K-Street beauty salon in Washington, D.C., commandeered the clippers and shaved her head down to the bare skin.
“If Britney Spears can milk a week’s worth of top headlines from this trivial act, so can I,” said a visibly-agitated Mrs. Clinton, who, as it turns out, has “magnificent head shape,” according to the stylist on duty.
The candidate said she has not ruled out visits to tattoo and piercing parlors, and will do “whatever it takes.”
“I’m in, and I’m in to win,” she said. “The American voters can now see that I have much a larger cranium than Sen. Obama, and I think they’ll draw their own conclusions.”
UPDATE: First unconfirmed photos of Sen. Clinton’s new hairdo.
89 responses so far ↓
1 Scott Ott // Feb 20, 2007 at 7:19 am
Hillary Shaves Head to Grab Limelight from Obama…
by Scott Ott(2007-02-20) — Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, whose presidential campaign has been overshadowed in recent weeks by charismatic rival Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, today walked into a K-Street beauty salon in Washington, D.C., commandeered the……
2 RedPepper // Feb 20, 2007 at 7:33 am
It’s … a desperate cry for help! It’s … another Anna Nicole in the making !
It’s … it’s … an Obamination ! ! !
3 MargeinMI // Feb 20, 2007 at 7:48 am
So Hillary is admitting she has a fat head, eh?
Hey Red, you forgot….
God Bless America!
4 onlineanalyst // Feb 20, 2007 at 7:50 am
Well, it’s apparent that her pantsuits and pearls are not doing the trick for Madame Hillary…
Maybe if she pretended to give up smoking cigarettes like Obama, she could steal some of his political correctness.
5 gafisher // Feb 20, 2007 at 7:53 am
Ah, Pretty in Punk.
6 gafisher // Feb 20, 2007 at 7:56 am
Here is a first draft (pardon the expression) of her Campaign Poster.
7 RedPepper // Feb 20, 2007 at 7:56 am
Meanwhile, you may be wondering … what’s happening on the other side of the partisan divide? What’s Senator John McCain,Я-AZ, doing ?
Is he still the maverick of old ? Was he ever ?
8 gafisher // Feb 20, 2007 at 8:01 am
RedPepper, McCain was never a maverick, though he does closely emulate a certain part of the equine anatomy (and I don’t mean the horse’s mouth).
9 RedPepper // Feb 20, 2007 at 8:06 am
ola #4: I fear that mere pretense won’t do the trick.
Perhaps she could make a pledge to stop inhaling …
10 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 20, 2007 at 8:09 am
Hey! Where is Mr. Baldo?? This is his time to shine, if you will. I can see it now, a match made in heaven
Clinton/Baldo for president
11 Darthmeister // Feb 20, 2007 at 8:10 am
I sHrillary really wants to grab the limelight, she’ll have to do something with her ears.
Live long and prosper … (flashing Vulcan peace sign).
12 MargeinMI // Feb 20, 2007 at 8:15 am
Maybe Hillary the Egghead could solve these problems:
http://theanchoressonline.com/2007/02/19/eloquent-solutions-to-tough-problems/
(Warning: Swallow and set down liquids before viewing.)
13 RedPepper // Feb 20, 2007 at 8:15 am
gafisher: Good Morning!
McCain really is hopelessly in love with himself, isn’t he ?
And here I thought it was just a summer fling …
14 conserve-a-tips // Feb 20, 2007 at 8:17 am
Perhaps McCain is a Maverick. You know what we do with those out here in Oklahoma and Texas – right? Since they don’t belong to anybody, they are fair game to eat. A maverick around these parts is a walking T=bone steak. Pass me the A-1.
15 University Update // Feb 20, 2007 at 8:24 am
Hillary Shaves Head to Grab Limelight from Obama…
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16 RedPepper // Feb 20, 2007 at 8:41 am
c-a-t: Your digestive tract is stronger than mine !
Even with A1 Steak Sauce® , I don’t think I could stomach John McCain …
BTW, Happy Fat Tuesday, everyone !
17 Just Ranting // Feb 20, 2007 at 8:51 am
I can tolerate Hillary’s with a bald head, but please, oh please, keep keep the panties…err, I mean girdle on!
18 boberinyetagain // Feb 20, 2007 at 9:09 am
Funny stuff Scott…
Did this really happen? Sounds like it just might be true. You never know with that woman (term used loosely)
19 conserve-a-tips // Feb 20, 2007 at 9:13 am
Marge…I loved your link. Thank you for the early morning laugh. It made me think of an algebra question my daughter had in high school for homework. I kept it:
Two trains are 240 miles apart traveling toward each other on parallel tracks. One travels at 35 miles per hour and the other travels at 45 miles per hour. At the front of the faster train is a bee that can fly at 75 miles per hour. The bee flies from one train to the other until the trains pass each other. When the trains pass, how far has the bee flown?
My daughter’s answer? “And I’m supposed to care because…..??”
20 Inoperable Terran » Nobody steals Hillary’s media attention // Feb 20, 2007 at 9:19 am
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21 RedPepper // Feb 20, 2007 at 9:25 am
Every now and then, you stumble on a story that makes it obvious that you’ve just been spooked by shadows .. upset about nothing …
Disturbing Reality Buried
Fully 12% of Muslim Canadians polled by Environics said the alleged terrorist plot — that included kidnapping and beheading the prime minister and blowing up Parliament and the CBC — was justified.
I feel so much better now, knowing that my fears were overblown …
22 Possumtrot // Feb 20, 2007 at 10:07 am
Bill might be able to comment on “head shape”. I’m skating a fine line with that comment.
Britney is generally perceived to be making a desperate cry for psychological counseling with her latest hijinks. Is the she-devil also coming apart at the seams? That presidency is just out of reach, and will remain so.
Brushing out my masculine, Samsonesque Nazarene waist-length hair on Scorpion Hill…
23 Darthmeister // Feb 20, 2007 at 10:09 am
MargeinMI,
I did the same thing when confronted with the math question asking one to find the hypotenuse of a right triangle … “That’s easy, x=5,” I said to myself.
It was only when I processed the circled “x” and the arrow with “here it is” that it dawned on me this was the literal grammatical answer to the question: “Find x”. Brilliant! If I was the teacher I would have given the student partial credit for literally answering the question which should have been posed as, “Find the value of x.”
The equation with the hanged man dangling on the end was priceless.
24 Deerslayer // Feb 20, 2007 at 10:17 am
I think the bee flew 225 miles. Right?
25 Darthmeister // Feb 20, 2007 at 10:17 am
Hey Possum, thanks for sending the Possumtrot-as-Tusken Raider photo. Nice likeness … buwahahahahaha!
26 MargeinMI // Feb 20, 2007 at 10:22 am
I don’t think we have to worry about Bill shaving his head–wouldn’t want to have to explain all those frying pan and rolling pin lumps!
Re: The Anchoress link, that’s the kind of new math I can understand!
Fred, Check your email.
27 Shelly // Feb 20, 2007 at 10:34 am
JR, re #17 – I had the same first thought. Please, Lord, don’t let it come to that.
28 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 20, 2007 at 10:40 am
This head shaving stuff doesn’t end here. To find out who the new mystery head shaver will be, or may be, hit on the link.
Sorry no clues
http://www.newsnet5.com/entertainment/11057056/detail.html
29 Possumtrot // Feb 20, 2007 at 10:42 am
Great link, Darth! I now know more about the Sand People than I ever needed to!
I wasn’t aware my little photo doodling had such a great heritage. I was just fooling about, and it seemed like something to do at the time.
Too bad we can’t post pictures hereupon and share the fun with others.
I might post some pix over at United Possums International. I endured a serious virus raid that wiped out 24 graphics files and cherry-picked others, but Picasaâ„¢ is the default photo server for Bloggerâ„¢. First-time users should exercise caution. I got slammed big-time, and should know better.
Going to play with my blog on Scorpion Hill…
30 da Bunny // Feb 20, 2007 at 11:35 am
RedPepper, I love the new word…Obamination! It’s suitable for every loony leftist lib “maneuver” that comes down the pike! I plan on using it often.
As far as Hitlary’s “head shaving” is concerned, I think that her hair, when it’s properly styled, is the only attractive thing about her. Btw…I don’t know if anyone else here ever listens to Mark Levin’s radio show, but he refers to Ms. Clinton as “her Royal Thighness.” Muwahahahaha!
31 sojourner // Feb 20, 2007 at 11:38 am
Would that Hillary would shave her ambition to run our lives!
32 mig // Feb 20, 2007 at 11:45 am
When I was a kid, the only people that shaved thier heads were the ones that had ukus!
33 Rock Slatestone // Feb 20, 2007 at 11:52 am
Yes, now all she needs is a mustache.
34 da Bunny // Feb 20, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Scott, those photos are hysterical! Looks like she needs a closer facial shave in the second one…a bit of a “five o’clock shadow” there!
35 bRight & Early // Feb 20, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Nightmares from ScrappleFace…
……
36 RedPepper // Feb 20, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Hey folks! Anybody seen our troglodytes lately?
Hit this link to see why:
When Moonbats Attack .
In Fredericksburg, Virginia, a progressive anti-war activist became so enraged at some internet Rethuglican chickenhawks that he found out where they lived, went to their house, and peacefully attacked them …
37 boberinyetagain // Feb 20, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Priceless Scott, simply beautiful
Red, I resemble that remark!
38 RedPepper // Feb 20, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Hi boberin! How’s the daughter! How’s the job?
No, I was not aiming at you …
39 Digital Brainwaves » Blog Archive » If Britney can do it, so can Hillary. // Feb 20, 2007 at 1:27 pm
[...] Hah! Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, whose presidential campaign has been overshadowed in recent weeks by charismatic rival Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, today walked into a K-Street beauty salon in Washington, D.C., commandeered the clippers and shaved her head down to the bare skin. [...]
40 Ghoti // Feb 20, 2007 at 1:40 pm
My wife thinks Hillary actually looks somewhat better this way. Now, if something can be done about that voice…
41 mig // Feb 20, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Looking at the photos for the first time, I would say that she actually looks good. gulp…
42 mig // Feb 20, 2007 at 2:05 pm
RedPepper
Typical reporting, they give the house address of the victims but not the name of the attacker. Makes me think they are sympathetic with the
bully.educated person.43 upnorthlurkin // Feb 20, 2007 at 2:10 pm
The second one isn’t really her is it?! That one really does look like a photoshop of Hilly and some guy!! That is a 5 o’clock shadow!!
44 Darthmeister // Feb 20, 2007 at 2:11 pm
RedPepper, if I was peacefully attacked by some anti-war dhimmies, I’d peacefully resist with my Remington 870 pump. Of course I would first peacefully request they remove their stinking carcasses from my private property before I invoke my Second Amendment right to defend home and hearth from left-wing barbarians such as they.
45 upnorthlurkin // Feb 20, 2007 at 2:12 pm
When was the last time do you suppose, Hilly wore an army green t-shirt?! Good job though…
46 mig // Feb 20, 2007 at 2:16 pm
A Muslim leader criticized a float in the city of Dusseldorf that satirically suggested Islam was not peaceful.
‘This hasn’t got anything to do with humour,’ said Aiman A Mazyek, general secretary of the National Council of Muslims in Germany. ‘The message it gives me is: ‘We love our prejudices, we’ll stand up for them, even if they are flagrantly untrue.”
47 seneuba // Feb 20, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Hillary-ious! If she wants to act like a man, I guess she should look like one, right?
48 Darthmeister // Feb 20, 2007 at 2:24 pm
BTW, it’s difficult to plumb the depths of hatred that many left-wing “peace” activist repress on a day-to-day basis. We see it in their constant mean-spirited mockery of your average, every day, traditional conservative American. We’re morons for voting for Bush (who we all know is Hitler) right?
Some years ago a church friend of ours, who was an avowed “non-violent peace activist”, was having trouble getting her car back from a mechanic’s shop because she thought they were “charging too much.”
Her mugshot actually ended up in our local newspaper (to our complete surprise) with a short blurb about how she physically attacked the owner of the car repair business! She said she just “snapped”.
I bet if a study was done we’d find out that those who are constantly advocating peace and very publicly painting themselves as the next Gandhi, probably do so to keep in check the raging hatred for and loathing of those “moralists” who believe there are causes worth fighting for in a wicked and perverse world. They are often people with great moral conflicts and very little peace in their own hearts.
49 The Great Santini // Feb 20, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Hillie rocks,
Her campaign cooks!
Done-shaved her head—
Improved her looks…
Burma Shaveâ„¢!
Spit up, laughing, at photos of Mt. Hillary! Just add large, gold earring to left ear (natch), and you get an androgynous Mr. Cleanâ„¢! A fitting segue to:
MRS. SPLEEN
[Tune: The "Mr. Cleanâ„¢" commercial jingle of yesteryear]
♪ ♪ ♪
Mrs. Spleen gets rid of hair with hacksaw
In a New York minute
Mrs. Spleen one-ups Obama
Her head lice, earring win it
Mrs. Spleen, Macho-Mean, head shaved clean!
♪ ♪ ♪
50 upnorthlurkin // Feb 20, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Santini, you’re just awful!!
Isn’t it fun to watch?! Did you hear down in SC she said she thought the Confederate Flag should be removed from the state house? “We should all unite under one banner when we are at war!”, she was heard to say…..would that banner be the white flag, Mrs. Clintoon?
51 RedPepper // Feb 20, 2007 at 3:55 pm
unl: Unite? That is so last-century …
The question of the day is: is Barack Obama Cablanasian enough?
52 RedPepper // Feb 20, 2007 at 4:08 pm
My question is this: what do you suppose Hillary will have to say about this story?
Anything? ? Anything at all? ? ?
LAHORE, Pakistan (Reuters) – A suspected Islamist zealot shot dead a Pakistani woman provincial government minister on Tuesday because he believed women should not be in politics, officials said.
Muslim “fanatic” kills Pakistani woman minister
53 Fred Sinclair // Feb 20, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Marge: Re your #26 @ 10:22 AM – I have two with the name Marge – both ScrapleFace Marge F & Marg G.??? Nothing in my e-mail heirborn_ranger@sbcglobal.net from either one.
Heirborn Ranger
54 GnuCarSmell // Feb 20, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Who does she think she is? Curly?
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
55 boberinyetagain // Feb 20, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Hey Red, both daughters doing well. The one in the National Guard is teaching and doing her weekends, the one that was briefly involved with the juvenile justice system has turned 18, gotten a job and is going to school at night, studying to be an auto mechanic. Not a saint or even close but, much improved.
New job is swell, working for the largest United Van Lines agent in the country. If I had to start over (and I did) this isn’t a half bad place to have landed.
Hillary does look good that way, probably better than Ms. Spears (haven’t seen a photo of her, don’t care if I ever do)
56 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 20, 2007 at 5:59 pm
This is the only picture (wee small) that I have seen of Britney because I haven’t went looking for one. Isshhy, she looks like a man
http://www.in-forum.com/gfx/photos/thumbs/20070220additi~1.jpg
57 RedPepper // Feb 20, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Next time you eat at KFC, be sure to try the Hillary Special!
Two large thighs, two small breasts and two left wings!
Now available at select locations: Original, or Extra Bossy!
58 Darthmeister // Feb 20, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Iraq PM Orders Troops to Crush Insurgency
Iraqiya state television showed Maliki, a Shi’ite Islamist leader, talking to an Iraqi soldier near an armored vehicle in central Baghdad. The soldier pointed to an area from where he said insurgents had been firing at security forces.
“Don’t just fire back, crush the place where the fire came from,” Maliki replied. “Don’t treat them with leniency. This is an armored vehicle here, use it.”
The prime minister met Iraqis who had been forced out of their homes by sectarian fighting that has increasingly split Baghdad along Shi’ite and Sunni fault lines. He told them they would return to their neighborhoods as “heroes.”
Maliki said on Friday the initial days of the U.S.-backed crackdown had been a “brilliant success” [exultant media commentary follows] but a series of car bomb attacks that have killed scores of people has tempered any early optimism.
About time. But watch the Dhimmiecrats whine about the new government’s “heavy-handedness”. Dhimmies have to run interference for the insurgency if there is any hope of declaring Iraq a lost cause. Only stands to reason since the Dhims are committed to Bush/America losing in Iraq.
59 Darthmeister // Feb 20, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Iraqi soldier: “Tell the American people we need the U.S. Army here.”
Watch the Dhimmies really ramp up the cut-and-run rhetoric the next few weeks. I also anticipate the liberal media to play up the negative headline news as Iraqi and American forces begin crushing terrorists and their cells in Iraq. In desperation the terrorists will adopt a use-it-or-lose-it tactic which the liberal media will spin as a huge defeat for the Iraqi government’s attempt to stabilize Iraq in the long term. I’ve never seen people so committed to snatching defeat from the jaws of victory … but don’t question their patriotism.
60 Possumtrot // Feb 20, 2007 at 6:32 pm
No photos at United Possums International.
Googleâ„¢ has me whipped. Thie virus raid from Picasaâ„¢ has left my photo albums cleaned out, and those that posted on the server are inaccessible to the blog.
It takes a half hour of fiddling with various sign-ins to even reach my blog. Googleâ„¢ is the ultimate harvester of eyes; they promise everything, and deliver nothing. They own half the internet, and are well on their way to taking over the rest. I’m supposed to sell my soul for their search engine.
I’d sooner shave my head and run for public office on the Democrat ticket.
Braiding my masculine, Samsonesque locks on Scorpion Hill…
61 onlineanalyst // Feb 20, 2007 at 6:53 pm
Marge, that Anchoress link was superb. I don’t know which student’s answer was my favorite. Talk about thinking outside the box!
Madame Hillary’s “glamor shots”– an enhancement to the story since this morning’s post– actually draws attention to her capped teeth… or she has some professional-looking false choppers there.
Oddly enough, once I ran across a book called Heads while browsing in a college bookstore. The books was a collection of people of various races, genders, occupations– all with shaved heads. None of the women wore makeup, and the shots were all taken in a standard bust-shot way. No identifiable clothing distinguished them. I don’t even think that they were smiling. It was the most fascinating look at people, for it focused on their features other than hair and demonstrated the variety of the human race.
Sometimes the females were quite distinguishable from the males, but other times there were some surprises. It wasn’t necessarily the delicacy or ruggedness of the features that led to correct guesses. The names and occupations (and I believe, the hometowns) of the people were included beneath each photo.
The whole experience of skimming through this bizarre collection made me wonder about how we form our perceptions of maleness and femaleness and our judgments about the attractability of each.
62 onlineanalyst // Feb 20, 2007 at 6:54 pm
That’s “glamour shots” (Ahem!)
63 PreventTruthDecay // Feb 20, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Her pollsters and focus groups have had her change her hair enough times – this one, of course, being my personal favorite… as I’m bald myself and can now relate to her better.
What’s next?
I’d love to see a mulletted Hillary – when it comes time to tack hard right in pursuit of the NASCAR vote I may get my wish?
64 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 20, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Top News of the Day
The Club Gitmo gang, according to the Supreme Court, will not get legal protection under the US constitution!
Boy, that ought to put about 1000 liberal lawyers out of a hoped for job
65 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 20, 2007 at 9:30 pm
ahem
66 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 20, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Here we go again. The Lost Post Saloon has consumed my words. Rats
67 Darthmeister // Feb 20, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Public Opinion Strategies has released a survey of likely voters’ attitudes toward the Iraq War:
+ 57% believe “The Iraq War is a key part of the global war on terrorism.â€
+ 57% “support finishing the job in Iraq, that is, keeping the troops there until the Iraqi government can maintain control and provide security for its people.
+ 50% want our troops should stay and “do whatever it takes to restore order until the Iraqis can govern and provide security to their country†while only 17% favor immediate withdrawal
+ 56% believe “Even if they have concerns about his war policies, Americans should stand behind the President in Iraq because we are at war.â€
+ 53% believe “The Democrats are going too far, too fast in pressing the President to withdraw the troops from Iraq.â€
68 Darthmeister // Feb 20, 2007 at 9:35 pm
… no wonder the Dhimmiecrats in Congress are wetting their panties. How do you please the moonbat nutroots taking over the Dhimmiecrat Party and the mainstream American people at the same time with mix-and-match war policies?
69 R.A.M. // Feb 21, 2007 at 12:52 am
Does Hillary’s birthmark with the number 666 show now?
70 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 21, 2007 at 8:15 am
Scoot
You just have to take those horrendous pictures off your sight. I have to close my eyes and reach for the mouse so I can scroll down.
My cat saw it the other day and it nearly killed him. No matter what I do he won’t come out from under the bed.
He hates that photo worse than the vacuum cleaner–and that, my friend, is bad.
71 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 21, 2007 at 8:15 am
wake up computer
72 Ms RightWing, Ink // Feb 21, 2007 at 8:16 am
ooops, Scott, not Scoop. Wake up Ms RightWing
73 RedPepper // Feb 21, 2007 at 9:00 am
R.A.M. #69: Birthmark? I thought it was a tattoo! Or, as the young folks call ‘em, a tramp stamp …
74 conserve-a-tips // Feb 21, 2007 at 9:15 am
Ms RightWing, Ink: I thought that Scoot or Scoop was cute. He got the scoop on Hillary alright and he just scooted through that hillary-ous story so smoothly.
75 Darthmeister // Feb 21, 2007 at 9:16 am
INFIDEL REVOLUTION: Identifying and Defeating Political Islam
76 upnorthlurkin // Feb 21, 2007 at 9:24 am
Ms RW, yeah, I thought it was intentional too…my baby brother’s name is Scott and he’s been Scooter all his life!
Red, loved the tramp stamp! Can’t wait to use it.
77 boberinyetagain // Feb 21, 2007 at 11:11 am
Slow day in Scrapplevilleâ„¢
Hi gang
78 Possumtrot // Feb 21, 2007 at 11:11 am
Puking in my hat. Hide that stuff. It’s worse than an R-rated movie. Bad enough she’ll be president someday.
Given enough emotional distress, would she really do this?
Will it have an impression on Ah’m-a-madman, and make him quit producing nukes?
79 RedPepper // Feb 21, 2007 at 12:48 pm
boberin: There you go again …
(BTW, did you perchance hit the link I put up yesterday at comment #21 on this thread? You should … )
I read that FrontPage interview too bob. And I’m familiar with the other comments Darthmeister makes here. I don’t see anyone urging the sort of extreme responses that you’re fantasizing about. Can you say, “Straw Man”?
Hank, one of the comments Bill Warner makes at the very start of the interview is, “We now know the enemy … “. I strongly disagree, and I would say that boberin’s response above is a prima facie case that there’s still more work to do in that area … a lot more!
80 Darthmeister // Feb 21, 2007 at 7:14 pm
I’m with you now, we should round up all American/Islamists and send em to Gitmo, then nuke Gitmo. Then nuke the Middle East in general, the old “lake o’ glass†effect…
Another one of your patented strawman arguments. You like arguing with yourself, no?
Well, bober, I guess when FDR and the American soldier believed the only good National Socialist German Workers Party member was a dead National Socialist German Workers Party member, that FDR and the American soldier were talking about killing all Germans?
Of course one of the problems is Muslim isn’t a race, being a German Arian is. Let me be very clear, America should facilitate every Islamofascist’s desire to die for his/her cause. Unfortunately the left in the country is stabbing in the back the American fighting man and those of us who understand who our enemy is and what their global aspirations are. Too bad you haven’t a clue yourself, preferring pathological denial than clear-eyed assessment of who this country’s enemies really are. I bet you believe George W. Bush poses more of a threat to our liberties than say your average Muslim terrorists or Iranian madman Ahmadaboutjihad. And I also bet if the Iranians were able to sneak a nuke into New York you’d still believe the same.
81 gafisher // Feb 21, 2007 at 8:04 pm
The story now is that the pop-tart head shaver liberated her locks because (a) she had bugs or (b) she was afraid someone would have a piece of it tested and find out she had been using “substances.”
So, what’s Hillary’s concern — listening devices, or the possibility she did inhale . . .
82 onlineanalyst // Feb 21, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Over at Jim Geraghty’s “The Hillary Spot” in NRO, the blogger has a little fun fisking a fund-raising letter sent out by Bubba on behalf of his wife’s campaign.
Just a sample:
“During eight years in the White House, Hillary and I faced a constant barrage of attacks from Washington Republicans.”
(You know what I mean, “a constant barrage of attacks.” A less violent version of the ones from al-Qaeda that I pretty much ignored for eight years.)
“No insult was off-limits. No tactic was too low. They threw everything they could at us — but we beat them time and time again.”
(We beat ‘em together. Just you, me, her and a big pile of Chinese money.)
“The attacks on Hillary haven’t stopped, and she hasn’t stopped winning.”
(You saw how well she did in her 2006 Senate race against her Republican opponent whatshisname.)
Lots more at the link…
83 onlineanalyst // Feb 21, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Trouble in Dhimmicrat paradise? There is a war of the words between Obama and Hillary supporters.
Money quote: “Everybody in politics lies, but they [the Clintons] do it with such ease, it’s troubling,†Geffen had said.”
Geffen, once a big Bill Clinton supporter, is now in the Obama camp.
84 Hillary Shaves Head to Grab Limelight from Obama : John Paul McCarty // Feb 22, 2007 at 1:29 am
[...] Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, whose presidential campaign has been overshadowed in recent weeks by charismatic rival Sen. Barack Obama, D-IL, today walked into a K-Street beauty salon in Washington, D.C., commandeered the clippers and shaved her head down to the bare skin.read more | digg story These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. [...]
85 Harry Daschle // Feb 22, 2007 at 5:42 am
Red: Good one about the “tramp stamp”!
I think the only real tattoo Hillary has is the, “Property of Bubba”, she got during her and Bill’s biker days in the late 60’s.
I heard someone saying the Anna Nicole baby didn’t look like Howard K. Stern. If that’s the prerequisite then maybe the baby belongs to Dr. Keith Ablow and Britany Spears?
I think only babies are cute when they are bald headed, and that is why God made hair grow there!
86 Harry Daschle // Feb 22, 2007 at 5:56 am
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87 Amused Cynic » Blog Archive » Hillary shaves head…now this is conservative comedy…. // Feb 22, 2007 at 9:22 am
[...] I still think they need to hire Scott Ott as their chief writer…. [...]
88 Erdos // Feb 22, 2007 at 6:31 pm
Deerslayer, I get 225 miles too (5 trips, 164+41+15+4+2 miles rounded to even numbers, Bee is 0.74 mi from trains when they meet)
89 Amused Cynic » Blog Archive » Newt vs. Rudy vs. Hillary // Feb 26, 2007 at 8:59 am
[...] Meanwhile, judging from the other clips shown at the end of This Week this morning, Jay Leno appears to be a Scrappleface.com reader. Jay Leno: Democratic presidential candidate Tom Vilsack announced today he has dropped out of the race. [white flash] Well, you know there were signs Vilsack had had enough. Did you see what he did last night? He shaved his head and got a tattoo. That’s not a good sign. [...]
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