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		<title>Sarah Palin v. Katie Couric Redux; Romney Pwned by Paul Ryan</title>
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SCOTT OTT: It's Monday, April 2nd, 2012, and this is news.

GOP presidential hopeful Ron Paul's campaign spending amounts to more than $30 per vote and nearly a half million dollars per delegate: that according to Major Garrett, writing at NationalJournal.com. Mitt Romney has ...</description>
		<link>http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4936</link>
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		<title>Man Can Fly, Will Govt. Let Him? Mitt Beats Rick, Jeb Goes Out on Limb</title>
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SCOTT OTT: It's Wednesday, March 21st, 2012, and this is news.

A Dutch engineer, Jarno Smeets, this week posted a video to YouTube which appears to show that he accomplished what Leonardo DaVinci only dreamed of, flapping a pair of artificial ...</description>
		<link>http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4932</link>
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		<title>Romney Sweeps Islands, Obama Wind-Power Trip Fails</title>
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SCOTT OTT: It's Monday, March 19th, 2012, and this is news.

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Mitt Romney completed his sweep of U.S. territorial islands by winning the Puerto Rico primary in a landslide on Sunday. 
Tuesday, he'll face off against his main opponent, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4930</link>
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		<title>Obama Mocks GOP with Urban Legend, Biden Test Drives New Slogan</title>
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SCOTT OTT: It's Friday, March 16, 2012, and this is news.

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President Obama mocked Republicans who resist government funding of so-called green energy technology, saying they must be 'founding members of the Flat Earth Society'. He said they're like former ...</description>
		<link>http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4928</link>
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		<title>Rick Wins South, Mitt Offshore; RNC Says Romney Like Chevy Volt</title>
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SCOTT OTT: It's Wednesday, March 13, 2012, and this is news.

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Despite a huge campaign-spending advantage, and a comfortable lead in the polls just days before the primaries, Mitt Romney came in third in both Alabama and Mississippi last night. ...</description>
		<link>http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4926</link>
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		<title>Obama Slams GOP &#8216;Bumper Sticker&#8217; Energy Plans, Palin&#8217;s Remarks</title>
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SCOTT OTT: It's Monday, March 12th, 2012, and this is news.
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With gas prices at the pump shaping up to be a major campaign issue, President Obama, in his weekly video address, slammed Republicans for simplistically suggesting that more domestic oil ...</description>
		<link>http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4924</link>
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		<title>Romney Supporters Gone Wild, Newt Gone Shopping, Kucinich Gone</title>
		<description>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atq5qh4TxDQ

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SCOTT OTT: It's Wednesday, March 7th, 2012, and this is news.

Rick Santorum won yesterday in North Dakota, Oklahoma, and Tennessee; while Mitt Romney captured six states, including Ohio, where despite outspending Santorum by a wide margin, Romney only managed to eke out ...</description>
		<link>http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4921</link>
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		<title>Limbaugh Sponsors Rush for Exit. Obama Manhandles Women&#8217;s College</title>
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SCOTT OTT: It's Monday, March 5th, 2012, and this is news.

-- Russia reelects a former KGB spy to an unprecedented third presidential term amid cries of vote fraud.
-- China hikes military spending by more than eleven percent.
-- North Korea's dictator ...</description>
		<link>http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4918</link>
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		<title>Obama Tough, No Bluff, on Iran; Economy Lags, Romney Hardest Hit?</title>
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SCOTT OTT: It's Friday, March 3rd, 2012, and this is news.
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Iran's Ayatollah Khameini wants a high turnout for this week's parliamentary elections to stop the mouths of Iran's enemies. Critics note that President Obama's failure to embrace Iran's reform movement in 2009, ...</description>
		<link>http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4916</link>
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		<title>N. Korea Suspends Nuke Program for Food, Iran &amp; Obama Next?</title>
		<description>httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSqDUJltS6Y

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SCOTT OTT: It's Wednesday, February 29th, 2012, and this is news. 

North Korea has agreed to suspend its nuclear enrichment, and weapons testing programs, in exchange for 240,000 tons of food assistance from the United States. A U.S. State Department ...</description>
		<link>http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4914</link>
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