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SCOTT OTT: It’s Monday, April 2nd, 2012, and this is news.
GOP presidential hopeful Ron Paul’s campaign spending amounts to more than $30 per vote and nearly a half million dollars per delegate: that according to Major Garrett, writing at NationalJournal.com. Mitt Romney has spent just over $16 per [...]

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SCOTT OTT: It’s Wednesday, March 21st, 2012, and this is news.
A Dutch engineer, Jarno Smeets, this week posted a video to YouTube which appears to show that he accomplished what Leonardo DaVinci only dreamed of, flapping a pair of artificial wings to take flight.
The [...]

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SCOTT OTT: It’s Monday, March 19th, 2012, and this is news.
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Mitt Romney completed his sweep of U.S. territorial islands by winning the Puerto Rico primary in a landslide on Sunday.
Tuesday, he’ll face off against his main opponent, Rick Santorum, in Barack Obama’s adopted [...]

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SCOTT OTT: It’s Friday, March 16, 2012, and this is news.
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President Obama mocked Republicans who resist government funding of so-called green energy technology, saying they must be ‘founding members of the Flat Earth Society’. He said they’re like former President Rutherford B. Hayes who [...]

TelePrompTer SCRIPT FOR TODAY’S EPISODE OF PJ NEWS BREAK WITH SCOTT OTT
SCOTT OTT: It’s Wednesday, March 13, 2012, and this is news.
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Despite a huge campaign-spending advantage, and a comfortable lead in the polls just days before the primaries, Mitt Romney came in third in both Alabama and Mississippi last night. Rick Santorum won both states. [...]

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SCOTT OTT: It’s Monday, March 12th, 2012, and this is news.
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With gas prices at the pump shaping up to be a major campaign issue, President Obama, in his weekly video address, slammed Republicans for simplistically suggesting that more domestic oil drilling could reduce prices — [...]

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SCRIPT FOR TODAY’S PJ NEWS BREAK WITH SCOTT OTT
SCOTT OTT: It’s Wednesday, March 7th, 2012, and this is news.
Rick Santorum won yesterday in North Dakota, Oklahoma, and Tennessee; while Mitt Romney captured six states, including Ohio, where despite outspending Santorum by a wide margin, Romney only managed to eke out a one-point victory.
At a Super [...]